Europe Pub (PieFed)Shitty attention to detail
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Explanation: During the medieval Battle of Agincourt between England and France, the English longbowmen actually removed their breeches⊠because they were sick with dysentery and couldnât stop shitting themselves.
And if you believe it was mud the French cavalry got stuck in youâve got another thing coming.
Another think
Yeah. I know.
A bunch of guys with no pants on shooting arrows while shidding everywhere is funny
So youâre saying the bowmen were just dropping loads while standing there shooting bows?
Yes, âin extreme cases, over a litre per hourâ of diarrhoea.
One other thing to take from this is when you read âso-and-so died of dysentryâ it means âso-and-so shat themselves to deathâ.
E.g.
âI have never had less food inside my bodyâ
god war was so much more fun back then
The true Archers of LoafâŠ
When you gotta goâŠ
I would imagine it was more like it was just leaking out at that point.
It was all that rich, French food.
For reals, thatâs a detail Iâm okay with them overlooking.
Can someone suggest some such movies? Now I want to watch one.