A new twist on an old classic

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A new twist on an old classic
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Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it… also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha

OH!
GRAVY!
I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.

taste tests whoopee cushion

Hmm, needs more gravity. Maybe even a little exothermia too.


Well gravity is needed for it to work


filled with gravity

imagining

“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole Addition Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.

… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat



Jokes on you when you’re mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair



Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.

Might as well just take a huge dump in it for the top tier comedy award

If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?

Thanks, Obama..


No fucking way that’s not human shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣




You can also buy pork blood from butchers, fyi.



Woah now, Satan


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