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Reminds me of going on a date with a woman who brewed her own beer.
I donât drink.
You uh, still have her number?
I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.
As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old âwell Iâve had a good night but maybe weâre better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrowâ parting?
I completely agree.
It was a party. You donât just leave because you donât want to fuck one person there
It certainly ended up at a house party.
I suppose itâs not clear when they decided they werenât for each other.
If I was on a one on one date that took me to a house party that would decided it for me. Probably people out there that would enjoy a ramp up in social activity but that sounds like a full ass nightmare to me
And that kids is how I met your mother
Sounds like Pamela is asking for my number.
I think sheâs looking for something more along the lines of a Rod from God rather than a SpaceNoodle.
What are you talking about? Iâm 605â tall.
Howâs the weather up there? He he he, got em-
I SAID HOWâS THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!
WHAT?
Does Pamela buy her groceries at Food and Stuff?
Prolly buys her stuff there too.
But does she get stuffed with food?