Europe Pub (PieFed)Cops who went to snowball fight launch manhunt for people who threw snowballs at them
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âŠ. shit like this is why ACAB is a thing.
You go to an organized snowball fight, you should expect to have snowballs tossed at you. especially if you engage in a way that makes it seem like youâre part of the festivity.
Right???
They could have joined in, threw snowballs at some kids, and nobody would complain. Theyâre snowballs. As long as theyâre not grey, brown, or yellow, thereâs no issue. Youâd think the cops would LOVE this game! Itâs the one time where whites only is an accepted rule! (The snowballs, not the people).
Instead, you have a bunch of cops crying that they had snowballs thrown at them.
The fuck???
If these guys are going to be babies about snowballs, I donât want them protecting the streets! Imagine if there were an actual dangerous situation! What if there were a building with a gunman shooting kids in a school with a gun? Would they just stand back and not engage?
footage of Uvalde plays
âŠâŠâŠgod dammit. These police today are pussies!
And theyâd get extra copaganda out of it! Look, weâre just fun loving guys playing with kids!
Just a quick questionâŠ.
whatâs with all the hate for lemon-flavored snow cones?!
Picture this, you pock up some yellow snow anticipating a delicious savoury and fulfilling mouthfull of piss and instead you get fucking lemon.
You had me in the first half, you precious funny human!
GET MAD!
This is actuually the reason why lemon ices are not colored.
They mistakingly thought cops were humans, whoops.
Bastards are still human.
What a bunch of snowflakes.
âWhen you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at copsâŠ. That can hurt our pride! And itâs practically lethal force!â
-that douche.
Wait⊠I was thinking it was two cops on patrol who got pelted as their beat took them through the fight.
There were at least seven, and they inserted themselves directly into the fray. This was premeditated.
I hope thereâs an inquiry into why the department decided to do something reckless that supposedly endangered their officers.
So it is fine when they throw snowballs at each other but when they throw snowballs at the police then it suddenly becomes dangerous. These are definitely not the countryâs finest if they are scared of a snowball, especially if they know their actions make people want to pelt them with rocks.
They went to hospital?!
đ€Ł When I first saw this story headline (not this post) I thought the cops had snowballs thrown at them, not that they went to a snowball fight and got snowballs thrown at them đ€Ł
Fucking pussy ass pigs
the evidence was in lockup, but someone broke in and replaced the snowballs with water.
This is deep state stuff.
It was an inside job
Fun fact, Americas revolution kicked off with a snowball fight.
The Boston Massacre
The news is just desperate to not have to report on all the ass Mamdani is kicking.
People should be laughing at them. The reporters should be laughing at them, the lawyers should be laughing at them, the judge should laugh at them. They are such a joke.
Pigs are fucking loser cowards
Iâm just shocked that nobody got shot.
Canât wait to see these cases bounced by the grand jury the same way as the one against the guy who threw a sub at an ICE agent.
Turns out you canât actually indict a ham sandwich.
These people have no business wielding a gun, let alone authority.
See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.
Imagine going through life so on edge that errand snowball fucks up your
dayweekgoing on a months now!The ONLY way to Stop a Snowball is a Good Guy with a Gun!
-Pigs!
Pretty fucking weak you guys. NYPD looking even more pathetic than usualâŠ
âRespect my authoritehhhâ
Only in America
Should have been yellow snowballs.
NYPD clownshow is going to need a lot of overtime to get to the bottom of this heinous crime.
I recommend rocks next year
frozen dogshit is plentiful too, and would not cause injury to officers if thrown at them.
Okay this is better
I mean, if theyâre gonna bitch about it anyway âŠ
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Man, they solved ALL the
otherreal crimes in NYC?âToday it is snowballs, tomorrow it could be a minuteman missile filled with nukepalmâ
This guy should be in prison, heâs dangerous
What a great use of tax payer money.
If itâs anything like their crime solving abilities, those kids are just fine.
Now now, those kids havenât paid their protection money like the dealers and mobsters they âfailâ to catch.
Wish theyâd have spent a fraction of this much time, money, and energy looking for the person/people who burglarized my neighborâs home. Would love to see a time when actual serious crimes against working class people are taken more seriously than a snowball fight.
About time they receive worse no ?
Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.
ACAB
Could have been worse. They could have thrown sandwiches.
Devilâs advocate:
Was it snowballs, or was it ice chunks?
There is a huge difference between the two. The article states snowball, but itâs not impossible it was actually ice chunks, which would constitute assault. Ice is basically a rock.
And any good lawyer will point out that when you are entering area that is clearly understood of the actions happening within (in this case, the snowball fight was publicly announced, this wasnâta sudden âcops here, lets just start it now"), you are accepting of the assumed risks. In the case of a snowball fight, it is safe to assume that ice can sometimes get inside of a snowball, so they assumed the risk of this happening when they entered the publicly announced snowball fight.
Now, if there were rocks or other non-snow related objects, then you could make the argument you are trying here, but its not what happened.
Oh yes absolutely, the cops are still morons regardless.
There is a difference between an icy snowball and a chunk of ice, though IANAL.
But everything states that it was snowballs that were thrown, not chunks of ice. Even the Sargent has said it was snowballs.
See I had the same thought, its entirely possible that some people packed some extra hard snowballs and really put some heat on them just because they were cops.
There is a line, its possible that line was crossed.
Thereâs video of it. Clearly itâs snowballs.
If you think you have a point to make, donât couch it in âdevilâs advocateâ bullshit. There were indeed huge chunks of ice being thrown. Blood were drawn. The cops are still the bastards in this situation, and I pray that nobody gets convicted
Stop.