Programmer Humor

Sudo rm -rf .

source

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/nonpolitical_comics/p/1782161/took-my-job-explosm

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/centuriichan/p/817029/i-upgraded-to-windows-11-by-accidentally-pressing-spacebar-on-startup

I’ve been having some comic ideas so I’m going to start sharing them here.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44266714

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/lemmyshitpost/p/944907/achievable-dreams

https://raru.re/@ocean/116214437024389203

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16562509

Disclaimer: I pretty much don’t like Rust, but most criticism of it boils down to culture war.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/60566856

I use arch btw

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/48987363

this is the first meme I have ever made (yes I am that old) - so be gentle :)

Core Architecture

me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.

Postman teams plan no longer free.

For all I care this is the funniest joke I’ve ever told

(The meme’s author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)

Context

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43600018

It’s still an experimental work in progress. At least I got the day of the week right this time!

Means to deceive

https://gts.apicrim.es/@awoo/statuses/01KJ63PQJVH2MH1F87B0K4VW9T

A photo of a cake with 8 candles in a row. The first and fifth candle from the right are lit. The caption reads “Happy 17th Birthday”

Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked

https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116111505546606451

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cafe/post/31900851

This was from official Microslop documentation https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

Saw this on Lobsters, thought Lemmy might enjoy it.

Not sure if this is the best community to post in; please let me know if there’s a more appropriate one. AFAIK Aii@programming.dev is meant for news and articles only.

https://zomglol.wtf/@jamie/116059523957674208

Soy 0 got truthmogged by chad 1 😎

EDIT: I see some comments saying the Mastodon post didn’t add anything to it. I agree!

Alt text:

Legendary Microsoft developer reveals the true story behind the most famous product activation key of all time — infamous Windows XP ‘FCKGW’ licensing key was actually ‘a disastrous leak’

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/63140296

https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/116001607814914844