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I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.
So Elvis is dead, I knew it
Same result, final resting place was the toilet.
I doubt youâd wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was
Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day
Itâs not garlicced bread. Itâs Garlic bread.
Present tense.
A gar is currently licking it at all times.
So the green parsley isnât green parsley, but tiny gar.
no, theyâre smaller. didnât they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?
No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought Iâd eat the other experiments too.
Am I to believe, as Godâs own truth, that the seaâs abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?
Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.
Bam!
Need a lick press.
They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say thereâs not enough lick flavor
ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.
Yes, and itâs really tasty!
This isnât it at all.
The fish was playing the bread.
Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)
Could be whatever floats your boat
This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.
Gar
Lloyd
Garloid
Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.
nope, other way around
I almost couldnât bring myself to upvote this one⌠Well done.
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I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.
So Elvis is dead, I knew it
Same result, final resting place was the toilet.
I doubt youâd wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was
Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day
Itâs not garlicced bread. Itâs Garlic bread.
Present tense.
A gar is currently licking it at all times.
So the green parsley isnât green parsley, but tiny gar.
no, theyâre smaller. didnât they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?
No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought Iâd eat the other experiments too.
Am I to believe, as Godâs own truth, that the seaâs abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?
Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.
Bam!
Need a lick press.
They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say thereâs not enough lick flavor
ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.
Yes, and itâs really tasty!
This isnât it at all.
The fish was playing the bread.
Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)
Could be whatever floats your boat
This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.
Gar
Lloyd
Garloid
Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.
nope, other way around
I almost couldnât bring myself to upvote this one⌠Well done.