Europe Pub (PieFed)Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
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phedI mean, let’s be honest, this could be any of us, really. Give Bandit a break.
In a bizarre coincidence, the raccoon was named Pete Hegseth.
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AuraLeoThis is what happens when your bars only stay open ‘til midnight.
As a resident of Hanover County, I approve of this message and salute our bandit friend for doing god’s work.
kamenladyA trashed trash panda trashed the liquor store
The headline over at Boing Boing