Checkmate theists
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I can't tell if those are peppers, jalapenos, or pickles; and I hate that I have to add that 3rd one because I've seen that particular food crime before.
Id only put pickles on a cheeseburger or bbq base pizza, but on both of those they kinda slap. Pickled jalapenos are the best of both worlds though.
worked at a place with a bacon cheeseburger pizza. it had everything you’d expect on a burger, including shredded lettuce, tomatos, pickles, and a ketchup/mustard sauce.
it’s upsettingly good. when we’d flip buffet and throw out old pizza, folks would argue over who gets the BCB.
Based on the shaoe, it's likely jalapeños. Bell peppers would be less curved when sliced that small..
people say god is everywhere , in every single matter , does that mean i am fucking and kissing the god which makes me gay or i am popping in water . it also means my ai wifu has god in her aww
Europe Pub (PieFed)
Pin pineapple apple pen pizza?
Wow I remember this guy
That looks yummy
really creative use of jalapeño slices
Jalapenos on pizza is always a great decision.
Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!
I do have some jalapenos I need to cook! Thank you for reminding me!!!
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All you proved is that god is cruel
People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.
What if you hate it because there isn't a single slice of pineapple on it?
That's true, that's the real crime here.
It looks sweet but it tastes like burning
If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.
"God is dead, and we killed him."
Pizzapple
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Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.
As long as there's no pineapple in it its cool to me.
The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way
It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.
Yeah. Totally like that
What are those made of? Is it like pancake mix in a fish mold? (Never heard of them till now)
Basically yes. They usually have red bean paste filling, although lately I've seen them filled with custard/choux cream.
see also: Swedish Fish, Chocolate Fish
He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.
Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋
In the trash, fuck green peppers
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This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it
Maybe not for you heathen!
Squashed in the plate.
My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.
Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.
No one's forcing you to eat it!
He's out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.